lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

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Things I Say While I'm Driving
  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

wildbelles:

I what this sososo bad

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nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

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